Joke Christmas Gifts for a Wife
- Laughter can be the best gift of all.Jupiterimages/Creatas/Getty Images
Sharing laughs with your spouse under the soft lights of the tree is a pleasant way to spend your Christmas morning. The holidays can be a harrying time of year, and humor is an effective way to reduce stress. Take the time to pick out a hilarious gift for your wife, and you may find yourselves enjoying this Christmas more than any before. - A large number of online retailers sell life-size cardboard cutouts of celebrities, film characters and famous sports stars. If your wife has a favorite celebrity that you like to tease her about, buy her a life-size version of him in a funny pose. Give her a scare on Christmas morning by putting it outside the living room window so it seems to be peering in. Drape a Santa hat over the cardboard head to make it more festive. If you want to hear her roar with laughter, have a cardboard cutout custom printed from a picture of you in a silly outfit standing in a jokingly sexy pose.
- If creepy-crawlies make your wife's hair stand on end, buy her a realistic remote-controlled snake or spider. Mix it in with the presents under the Christmas tree. As she digs around in the gifts, surreptitiously activate the toy so it begins to move around and squirm its way out of the pile. Everyone in the room is sure to laugh as hard as your wife will when she realizes the joke is on her.
- A gargantuan pair of underpants in a tacky print is a funny gift to give a wife, as long as she is not sensitive about her weight. Give them to her with a serious expression, as if you had picked them out especially for her and thought they were the correct size. It will make the gift that much funnier when she tries to pretend she likes them. If she does, take the joke even further by insisting she try them on.
