One of the most irritating things about penis pumps is that they don't seem to make them out of recyclable materials.
You know, the triangle with the number in the middle that tells you what type of plastic it is.
The problem is that men purchase these pumps and have great expectations for them in increasing their size.
But they really don't.
The next problem arises when you have to dispose of the darn thing.
It seems a shame to plow these things into landfills when they could be put to some other use.
Making a good, old-fashioned spud (potato) gun is easy enough to do.
Simply go to your hardware or automotive store and get a rubber grommet that is a little bigger than the diameter of the tube.
Attach this to a shaft made of wood or plastic.
Take a hacksaw and saw off the rounded end of the tube.
Make sure that the cut is level and clean.
Then, simply get yourself a bag of big potatoes and slice them in half.
Take the barrel of the spud gun and insert it into the cut edge of the potato and push it through.
This will load your spud gun.
Then, taking your plunger and grommet, hold it at the opposite end and push the grommet toward the end of the tube as quickly and with as much force as possible.
This should launch your potato "bullet" a great distance.
Making a tennis ball launcher is a little more difficult.
We used to make these out of beer cans taped together with duct tape.
All you need is some lighter fluid, duct tape, and your penis pump.
Again, cut the end off of your pump so that a tennis ball will fit snuggly inside of it.
If your pump is too small, you might try using a smaller type of ball like a handball.
Then what you need to do is pour some lighter fluid...
Actually, maybe this isn't the best way to make use of your used penis pump; after all, I don't want you to burn the neighborhood down with your makeshift tennis ball launcher...
The fact is that penis pumps really won't be of much help in enlarging your penis.
Unfortunately, many men purchase them and are disappointed with their results.
I read up on them and knew they wouldn't do much for me, but I still wanted to get one and try it out.
I love playing with mechanical things like this.
But, again, the problem is what to do with one once you have one and realize its fairly useless.
It's not like you can sell it at a garage sale or donate it to a thrift store.
The fact is, the environment and us men would be better off if we didn't buy them in the first place.
That still leaves us wondering what we can do to enlarge our penises...
After all, that's one of the main reasons why we purchased these pumps in the first place.
The answer to that question is quite simple enough: Natural Penis Enlargement.
This methodology allows a man to use his own two hands to stretch, pull, and "work out" his penis to encourage it to grow larger.
It's just like working out with weights for your biceps, except you are working out your penis.
However, the credo of "no pain, no gain" hardly applies.
If you do these exercises properly, you won't feel any pain.
The best way to go about implementing these exercises is to do it the old-fashioned way.
And that is to get yourself a good book on the subject, learn the information, and then apply your newly-discovered knowledge to your penis.
I recommend Iron Man Penis to help you enlarge yourself.