Emos typically carry a lot of emotional pain, so it's a wonder what one would be like if transformed into a vampire.
There are tons of vampires in English literature, and up until Twilight, they all had several things in common: the need for human blood, the inability to be in the sunlight, and immortality.
How would an emo cope with being a vampire? While we could examine a million different factors of vampire life, in this article we'll focus on the three mentioned above.
The Need for Human Blood Considering that emos are generally moody people, the ability to cope with vampirism probably would not be much of an issue.
Most likely, an emo vampire would make their first mission to take out every person who ever bullied them for being emo.
This would also give them a sense of power which would most likely curb the angst.
Inability to Be in the Sunlight Most emos enjoy being pale.
In fact, it's far favored over being tanned.
It's fairly safe to assume that an emo vampire would not be bothered by the lack of sunlight in the least.
Immortality It's a well known fact that most emos don't have a deep appreciation of life.
In that sense, immortality may end up being the kryptonite of such a vampire.
Unless they could figure out how to better their life by ending the lives of others, there's a pretty big chance that the immortality of the emo vampire would be far shorter than that of other genres of vampires.
The thought of an emo vampire is certainly amusing, though few exist in fiction literature.
Luckily vampires don't exist, but if they did exist and one bit an emo it would certainly not be anything like Twilight.