Can't you see how crazily we lay our junk rules? Tell someone to go on a burger diet for eternity; his eyes would begin to twinkle.
Now question him, what about beans and broccoli for a day and he will cast a 'doomsday' look.
Trust me on this; life is worth living again and again and still again till the junk-mill rolls.
Only that, each junk meal outlet should pass on life-saving drugs for free.
Fast foods can only hurt, yet we cash-strapped, resource-strapped people look to win another day from the almighty.
Remember the modern commandment; the petrol will give up one day.
Though each fast food fights with the other to be declared Mr.
"worst for metabolism", here are special few which deserve the accolade.
At 27, I know how I have been lured by my taste buds into getting addicted to these slow poisons.
Yes, it can be a gastronomic delight but does end up sucking vital life out of us.
Lest I forget, a quick wrap on the kings of the junkyard.
A bacon cheeseburger- Now, can there be a bigger offender.
This one shall be sent to the gallows.
Bacon is always a potential candidate for uric acid; cheese will again put the LDL in a party mood; Overall, a certain case of cardiovascular trauma.
To evaluate, its temptation is equal to its coronary impact, and we will vouch how tempting it is.
Pizzas- Pizza parlors, the Italian invention, is certainly as hotly pursued as the gondolas on the Adriatic but then what does a cheese base with a cheese spread and a cheese topping do to the metabolism.
This one is a big cheat.
It loads you with some olive, jalapenos, tomatoes and capsicum and asks you to forget the "cheese story".
Alas ! We love your Michelangelo, but pizzas, think again Italy.
Pastries- these are saccharine laden monsters.
Bite them and they promise the ether world, its something else that the metabolism gets stuck with the nether world.
These are the silent killers.
If you had the good fortune to survive 26 winters, then it will certainly not let you through the 27th fall; a sure case of diabetes.
And whoosh! The pastries today are a simple kill.
They will load you with the sugar quotient.
Makes me wonder why sugar is so abundant.
Mc Double- Look at yourself in the mirror one last time; think of those waistlines.
They will be but fleeting memory once you glue yourself to this beast.
It really tempts but then flatters to deceive.
Taste wise, I agree it's a top draw but the obesity factor along with cardiac pile-up can hardly be argued.
Junk food lovers will not find such a snorter in ages.
Fried fingers- Think again, are they really worth taking in? A Portuguese delight and an American curse taken in with a tank full of soaked oil with nothing but few sauces as an aid.
Are they not a gastric blunder? How on earth do you rely on your metabolism to survive or dare against these? Mr.
Darwin had suggested something about the human race banking on "Survival of the Fittest" theory.
With these fast foods, the last word of the Darwinian statement will become a blur.