Christmas Eve - Humorous Santa Visits Around the Word!
The popular mid-night magical Santa Claus visit on Christmas Eve now includes all sorts of humorous and politically correct antics.
Families around the world love Santa Claus visits so much that there is always at least one adult more than happy to down on the red suit, white beard, black boots and red hat to ensure some fun and magical memories are enjoyed by all the family at mid-night.
Here are some of the wittier and more humorous trials and tribulations of a Santa Claus visit in the twenty first century: 1.
Leaving politically correct Santa Claus treats.
Instead of leaving out milk and cookies, families are now leaving lettuce leaves and water! The modern-day version of Santa as a fat jolly Yule lad is seen as unhealthy so he is now reminded at mid-night that he should be on a diet! 2.
Next to the salad leaves and water is a note to Santa from the Sheriff's office.
A speeding ticket for his sleigh.
Politically correct families want Santa to slow down! Visiting 195 countries in the world in one night is impossible to explain to growing children! Hence, a speeding ticket is the answer for a politically correct parent! 3.
In Spanish homes, often a youngster wants to surprise his favorite bull at midnight with a visit from Santa Claus! So he brings him in from the yard into the main living room next to the chimney on Christmas Eve.
If you thought a bull goes crazy when he sees a red cape, believe me, the bull's Christmas' come all at once when he sees a big red Santa suit! 4.
In Russian homes the children leave notes for Babushka - Santa is upstaged by a woman and there is never a note for Santa! 5.
In Irish homes they take all the furniture out of the main living areas so it looks like it has just been robbed then the family hides behind the curtains.
Then when Santa arrives at mid-night, the host is always dressed as a policeman and says "Well, well, well! What do we have here - they always return to the scene of the crime so come quietly Yule laddie"! Then lots of fun is had as Santa is chased around the living room with handcuffs in toe! 6.
Here is a very loud tradition and one particularly not welcomed by vegetarians when visiting at Christmas in hunting territories.
This one is especially popular where homes are full of lots of hunting trophies and guns.
When Santa arrives, and the family and guests are hiding waiting for a glimpse of him at mid-night, a family member appears and greets Santa by nearly blowing off his and the guests ears by a shot gun noise after the family member yells out the window "Ooh! Look! A deer with a prize winning red nose!" and fires his big game gun! 7.
In bear counties they set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney and ensure Santa gets trapped in it for lots of giggles and laughs.
They always after-wards say "Oh sorry Santa but from a distance you looked like a big red bear".
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In cities where lawyers are prolific, family members paint hoof-prints all over their faces and clothes and then when Santa enters at mid-night they all act like they have been trampled by the reindeer and threaten to sue! 9.
In counties where chocolate factories are the main industry families decorate their Christmas trees with Easter eggs and the father of the house dresses as the Easter Bunny and waits for Santa to enter at mid-night then says "This neighborhood is not big enough for the both of us - one of us has to go HoHOHo!" For giggles and laughs people will do just about anything to ensure Santa's HoHoHo hearty healing and healthy laughter continues each year.
Around the world creative and humorous ideas are played out to bring family together in a fun and even more memorable way.
What will you do this year?
Families around the world love Santa Claus visits so much that there is always at least one adult more than happy to down on the red suit, white beard, black boots and red hat to ensure some fun and magical memories are enjoyed by all the family at mid-night.
Here are some of the wittier and more humorous trials and tribulations of a Santa Claus visit in the twenty first century: 1.
Leaving politically correct Santa Claus treats.
Instead of leaving out milk and cookies, families are now leaving lettuce leaves and water! The modern-day version of Santa as a fat jolly Yule lad is seen as unhealthy so he is now reminded at mid-night that he should be on a diet! 2.
Next to the salad leaves and water is a note to Santa from the Sheriff's office.
A speeding ticket for his sleigh.
Politically correct families want Santa to slow down! Visiting 195 countries in the world in one night is impossible to explain to growing children! Hence, a speeding ticket is the answer for a politically correct parent! 3.
In Spanish homes, often a youngster wants to surprise his favorite bull at midnight with a visit from Santa Claus! So he brings him in from the yard into the main living room next to the chimney on Christmas Eve.
If you thought a bull goes crazy when he sees a red cape, believe me, the bull's Christmas' come all at once when he sees a big red Santa suit! 4.
In Russian homes the children leave notes for Babushka - Santa is upstaged by a woman and there is never a note for Santa! 5.
In Irish homes they take all the furniture out of the main living areas so it looks like it has just been robbed then the family hides behind the curtains.
Then when Santa arrives at mid-night, the host is always dressed as a policeman and says "Well, well, well! What do we have here - they always return to the scene of the crime so come quietly Yule laddie"! Then lots of fun is had as Santa is chased around the living room with handcuffs in toe! 6.
Here is a very loud tradition and one particularly not welcomed by vegetarians when visiting at Christmas in hunting territories.
This one is especially popular where homes are full of lots of hunting trophies and guns.
When Santa arrives, and the family and guests are hiding waiting for a glimpse of him at mid-night, a family member appears and greets Santa by nearly blowing off his and the guests ears by a shot gun noise after the family member yells out the window "Ooh! Look! A deer with a prize winning red nose!" and fires his big game gun! 7.
In bear counties they set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney and ensure Santa gets trapped in it for lots of giggles and laughs.
They always after-wards say "Oh sorry Santa but from a distance you looked like a big red bear".
8.
In cities where lawyers are prolific, family members paint hoof-prints all over their faces and clothes and then when Santa enters at mid-night they all act like they have been trampled by the reindeer and threaten to sue! 9.
In counties where chocolate factories are the main industry families decorate their Christmas trees with Easter eggs and the father of the house dresses as the Easter Bunny and waits for Santa to enter at mid-night then says "This neighborhood is not big enough for the both of us - one of us has to go HoHOHo!" For giggles and laughs people will do just about anything to ensure Santa's HoHoHo hearty healing and healthy laughter continues each year.
Around the world creative and humorous ideas are played out to bring family together in a fun and even more memorable way.
What will you do this year?