Organic Food Has No Health Benefits - Announcing 4 Reasons Why You Should Eat Diet Food
Did you know that the only thing that Organic food will ever do for you is waste your money? Organic food hardly has any sweetness to it and often tastes very bad.
Besides cane sugar is simply a more expensive version of fructose corn syrup, would you really want to spend your hard earned cash on something that tastes like something you will hate to eat anyways? Besides, just look at the nutrition facts and you will see that organic food is simply unhealthy, whereas diet food is really great because it has none of the sugars or fats their normal or organic counterparts have.
If everyone is doing it, just go with the flow and follow everybody else.
Here's the reasons why you should switch to eating diet food, instead of going off and eating organic food: 1.
Because "Super-foods"(a branch of organic foods) do nothing for Your health and only burn a massive hole in Your wallet.
Besides, who would You rather trust, some silly looking Amish farmer, or a professional-looking business guy? I would always gravitate towards the successful business guy, as he always means well for everyone around him and everyone he influences.
You are alive and well to this day, right? So there is simply no reason to fight, just keep on giving in and you will be treated just fine.
2.
Because the mainstream media said diet food is a great method of weight loss.
Avoid walking and exercise because you will get hurt by accident and we don't want that to happen, because we care about you.
And because the TV said so, such a claim is always 100% fact! 3.
It's highly affordable unlike organic food, usually the same price as normal food, without the excess fats, cholesterol, carbs or sugars.
Just pay no attention to the incident list.
4.
It helps fight obesity so that you stay skinny, which organic food can't do.
You do want to become just like your favorite celeb/idol don't you? Since soda is basically modified water, it also has fluoride in it, which helps whiten your teeth, so drink up! By the way, did you know that this article is a satire(I am joking around this time)?
Besides cane sugar is simply a more expensive version of fructose corn syrup, would you really want to spend your hard earned cash on something that tastes like something you will hate to eat anyways? Besides, just look at the nutrition facts and you will see that organic food is simply unhealthy, whereas diet food is really great because it has none of the sugars or fats their normal or organic counterparts have.
If everyone is doing it, just go with the flow and follow everybody else.
Here's the reasons why you should switch to eating diet food, instead of going off and eating organic food: 1.
Because "Super-foods"(a branch of organic foods) do nothing for Your health and only burn a massive hole in Your wallet.
Besides, who would You rather trust, some silly looking Amish farmer, or a professional-looking business guy? I would always gravitate towards the successful business guy, as he always means well for everyone around him and everyone he influences.
You are alive and well to this day, right? So there is simply no reason to fight, just keep on giving in and you will be treated just fine.
2.
Because the mainstream media said diet food is a great method of weight loss.
Avoid walking and exercise because you will get hurt by accident and we don't want that to happen, because we care about you.
And because the TV said so, such a claim is always 100% fact! 3.
It's highly affordable unlike organic food, usually the same price as normal food, without the excess fats, cholesterol, carbs or sugars.
Just pay no attention to the incident list.
4.
It helps fight obesity so that you stay skinny, which organic food can't do.
You do want to become just like your favorite celeb/idol don't you? Since soda is basically modified water, it also has fluoride in it, which helps whiten your teeth, so drink up! By the way, did you know that this article is a satire(I am joking around this time)?