How to Love Your Cat
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If your cat shares the same last name as you do, change it's middle name to Boo. For example, Jimmy Boo, Pickle Boo, Bob Boo, Skittles Boo. You get the idea. Call your cat this everytime you see it. - 2
Kiss your cat's belly and tell it that it has the sexiest belly in the world. Rub your face in it's belly. - 3
When you see your cat make air smooches really loud and tell it how much you want to give it millions of kisses. This is especially good if your cat is the only living creature around who wants to kiss you. - 4
Show your cat your new dance moves. It can be anything, the tango, foxtrot, electric slide, the twist. If you love to dance, chances are your cat loves to watch you move.
