Fortune Cookie Poem - Shiver and Quiver
Go to work for me on Sunday Throw some dirt at them.
You have plenty ground left Flattery will always get you a cup of coffee and a shoe shine Sorry no jobs! But you're always on our list Today is not the day to make new friends The greatest gift is giving it all away today A secret person will step on your toe tonight-stay home Hate will get you through the gate each time Love will get your slate cleaned and paying child support You will see beauty in fine things-loose this ability Ideas are like the ocean; you must sink or swim You should have had a great time yesterday Plan for the pleasures you missed last year by next week Friends are presents you can always give away A family member will visit you with three cats and two dogs Your life will be what life is all about The things you lost will never show up-get glasses Happy news will come soon, get a HAM radio Strong and bitter words indicate muscle growth from the wrong end! © Joseph S.
Spence, Sr.
, 8/9/09 © All Rights Reserved