Mike Huckabee Jokes
"Mike Huckabee is still in the race, at this point. Yesterday, presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said he won't stay in the race beyond reason. Then Huckabee announced he's dropping out six weeks ago" --Conan O'Brien
"Mike Huckabee's campaign is starting to taper off a little bit. Like for the big rallies, Chuck Norris just sends his stunt double." --Jay Leno
"Asked why he is still in the race, Mike Huckabee said, 'I have nothing else to do.' So it sounds like he really is running for vice president." --Jay Leno
"Republican candidate Mike Huckabee said, when he was in college, he used to use a popcorn popper to fry up squirrels.
They'd fry up squirrels and eat them. And people thought this would hurt him in the polls. It turns out, in South Carolina, went up 30 points." --Jay Leno
"As you know, South Carolina was a big win for Senator McCain, not so much for Huckabee. ... Yeah, Mike Huckabee, it was his biggest set-back, well, since that squirrel blew a fuse in the popcorn popper." --Jay Leno
"Think about it. The 'Walker, Texas Ranger' lever re-energized Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Norris re-energized Mike Huckabee, right? Ergo, I made Mike Huckabee the winner of the Iowa caucus!...I'm a kingmaker" --Conan O'Brien, claiming he "made" Mike Huckabee
"The Iowa caucus went on today. ... For the Republicans, Mike Huckabee won tonight. Mike Huckabee used to be very fat. He's like the Ricki Lake of politics." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, one of our guests tonight, has reached what they call 'the top tier' of GOP candidates. That means during the debates he no longer has to wear a nametag." --Jay Leno
"During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon.
Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president" --Conan O'Brien
"One of President Bush's closest advisers said that Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have trouble getting elected 'cause his last name is Huckabee. He said the only way it could be worse is if his name was George W. Huckabee." --Conan O'Brien
~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
"Mike Huckabee's campaign is starting to taper off a little bit. Like for the big rallies, Chuck Norris just sends his stunt double." --Jay Leno
"Asked why he is still in the race, Mike Huckabee said, 'I have nothing else to do.' So it sounds like he really is running for vice president." --Jay Leno
"Republican candidate Mike Huckabee said, when he was in college, he used to use a popcorn popper to fry up squirrels.
They'd fry up squirrels and eat them. And people thought this would hurt him in the polls. It turns out, in South Carolina, went up 30 points." --Jay Leno
"As you know, South Carolina was a big win for Senator McCain, not so much for Huckabee. ... Yeah, Mike Huckabee, it was his biggest set-back, well, since that squirrel blew a fuse in the popcorn popper." --Jay Leno
"Think about it. The 'Walker, Texas Ranger' lever re-energized Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Norris re-energized Mike Huckabee, right? Ergo, I made Mike Huckabee the winner of the Iowa caucus!...I'm a kingmaker" --Conan O'Brien, claiming he "made" Mike Huckabee
"The Iowa caucus went on today. ... For the Republicans, Mike Huckabee won tonight. Mike Huckabee used to be very fat. He's like the Ricki Lake of politics." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, one of our guests tonight, has reached what they call 'the top tier' of GOP candidates. That means during the debates he no longer has to wear a nametag." --Jay Leno
"During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon.
Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president" --Conan O'Brien
"One of President Bush's closest advisers said that Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have trouble getting elected 'cause his last name is Huckabee. He said the only way it could be worse is if his name was George W. Huckabee." --Conan O'Brien
~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman